OMG, Crossfit? YES. I looooove working out. If I could, I would do it 24/7. It’s just that I have all these obligations and such since I took that sabbatical from work. Oh, yeah, technically they called it “fired” but I was going to take a creative break anyway. And I LOVE my free time! I mean, I don’t really have any, of course, and that’s why I’m not hitting the gym at the moment....

This boxed set of 8, Standard No. 2 pencils by Whiskey River Soap Co. is sure to give you a laugh. It's a perfect gift or stocking stuffer for friends, family or your partner in crime.

Pencils

• I LITERALLY NEVER DO THIS
• I ONLY HAVE ONE GLASS A DAY
• OMG, I LOOOOVE WORKING OUT
• NO REALLY, YOU LOOK AMAZING
• I DELETED HIS NUMBER
• I HATE DRAMA
• I ALREADY DID MY HOMEWORK
• I NEVER LIE

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Return Policy
This item can be returned within 7 days of receipt for a full refund. After 7 days, returns will be refunded in online store credit for the value of the merchandise. Unfortunately, we are unable to accept items for return after 21 days. Items must be in their original condition, unused and with all packaging (where applicable). Shipping charges are non-refundable. Please contact us to initiate a return.